I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
