Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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