just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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