maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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