so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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