I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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