Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Dick very happy bro