There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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