Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
