Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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