i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The best revenge is premature balding
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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