oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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