Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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