Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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