Sry I called you an 8
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
