How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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