Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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