I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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