: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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