belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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