watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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