I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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