I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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