too bad you live with your parents still
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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