So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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