But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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