bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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