omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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