My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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