Those balls look pretty dangerous.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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