We're facebook friends in real life
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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