p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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