Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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