he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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