ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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