yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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