So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Randomize
