We won't sleep together?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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