ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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