is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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