My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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