I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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