But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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