I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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