Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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