Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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