Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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