I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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