If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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