Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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