i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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