I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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