If that was your dad, he is hot
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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