i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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