You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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